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A PRIVATE ADULT MEMBERSHIP LIFESTYLE SOCIAL GROUP AND "LIVE DJ" DANCE CLUB PARTIES FOR THE FOOTHILLS OF NORTH CAROLINA!

OUR MISSION:  One on one, we don't mind teaching, consulting, and providing deeper understandings of the Lifestyle.  If you don't find attraction to us, we know somebody or another group that you will find interest in.

DESIGNER RELATIONSHIPS (POLYAMORY, COMPERSION & SWOLLYS):

Polyamory is at least one additional extramarital relationship which is moreso driven by the desire to develop into an emotional bond and become a beneficial friendship for all parties involved as an habitual connection, addition or live-in partner (Triad); and as time develops, the sex and physical gratification becomes secondary, the latter of which is commonly termed swinging.

Compersion is the true opposite of "jealousy" (possessiveness, exclusion, competition, ego, and fear) and efficiently defends the firm believeth that all relationships should develop equally, non-competitively, and is organically healthy for all involved; whereas all five "needs" (financial, spiritual, sexual, emotional, and intellectual) are unprejudiced, objective and balanced within the association.

NOTE TO OUTSIDERS:  The Lifestyle is NOT for everyone.  Open communication is the King, and equal treatment is the Queen.  Those who think that all Swingers is about the sex, really do not understand.  Those who think a swingers party or club is all about watching live porn, orgies, quick indulgences or think something kinky is going on, seriously does not have a handle on this.  MonkeyCouple.com loves and supports one another as individuals, radiates maturity as a national mascot group, and exists because we choose to unite together and truly try to encourage, praise and lift up Lifestylers everywhere.

NOTE TO SINGLE AND MARRIED MALES:

Selected single males seeking to attend Lifestyle parties should be pre-approved and be sponsored as a guest with an attending sponsoring couple or female, or bring a non-drama female date along with them for entry to and during the whole club event.  Sorry, we can not allow hoards of single male attendances for the simple fact of the mulitudes of single males unable or unwilling to produce a "swinger-date."   Furthermore, we must keep a balance of quality and happy couples and single females seeking other quality couples.  For the simple fact, that most single males are pushy and unlearned leaving no attraction for most couples willing to attend.  We recommend that you read the informational article:  "SWINGERS ETIQUETTE."

Most of the single males that prowl and recurrently watch porn, do not take into account that porn is interpersonal, scripted, staged and are fictional sexual relationships of adults by adults to inform their viewers of the wide range of important aspects within sexual expression and sexploration.  Please note, that these fictional accounts of intercourse do not always exhibit the full range of real life relationships and emotions, but MFM threesomes encourage the syndrome of a consenting, purposeful, and free-willed ministry for a quality single male!  On the flip-side, the pushy-male syndrome usually abounds with the attributes of turning couples and females away unable or lazily unwilling to attract a loving or healthy friendship.

Married men wishing to get started in the Lifestyle while having an unresponsive spouse certainly has a challenge before them.  Sure, you might have discussed liberated truths with your wife; but seldom, hardly ever, almost never, do wives change their minds by mental logic and research.  Both secular and religious women alike are conditioned from birth to go by custom and by their emotions, and balk at sexual liberation.  Even from the start, wives almost never give their husbands permission to have sex with others, especially if there is low self-esteem, and that leads to jealousy or drama.  Thus, why you are on the internet to try it secretly, or perhaps watching porn to start imaging what may never happen any time soon?  If there isn't communication within the relationship, she knows she can make your life extremely miserable if she just says, "NO!"  She thinks to herself, "that's it, the discussion is over!"  She, knowing full well the whole worldly Court and false Church system backing her up behind her, would gladly have them punish you for ever fulfilling your sexual dreams—with a 60% tax called divorce and child support.  Therefore, few wives (or husbands) have that deeper spiritual marriage of real love that it takes to allow the other to be fulfilled and happy with others together with total consideration and equality.

Why not turn the tables in her favor (your wife's) and choke her logic by giving her a threesome with an additional male?  Build up her low self-esteem and consider a threesome with a stranger single male as a Triad.  Perhaps lower your pride to give her an additional lover before introducing a female lover first.  Of course, don't be selfish allowing her a lover just so you can fuck yours and further avoid bonding with your spouse.  Try real bonding by giving her a threesome with another male that you both choose.

As a testimony, I did MFMs threesomes for 2+ years and it changed my whole way of thinking and my life!  It's called biblical sexual hospitality (see our MonkeyCouples Yahoo Group, and our Links section).  Whereas, bisexuality, is not the overall main theme of this swingers club, but bisexuals are openly accepted here.  This owner also DJs for, writes for, and defends the Lifestyle in FULL liberty with full faith in Yahova (Elohim, Yahweh, & YHWH).  I thank him everyday for my wife and my lovers.  She is truly a submissive listener and has been given total liberty to fully explore her fantasies and desires with us both operating in 100% full upfront honesty and trust in the context of our hearts towards each other and about equal treatment!

The summation for married men seeking the Lifestyle without their participant spouse somehow never seems to work out, and as always, learn the hard way that all males must select a much better choice when choosing whom to contract with in marriage.  Mind you, the world does not encourage us to learn about true love.  The solution of adding a second lover does help us understand what real love is, that is, in giving our lover what they can appreciate the most.  Give, and then later we might receive.  But even if we don't later receive, we just do it for sake of agape love's sake.  And amazingly, bringing in another male from the outside, also helps alleviate the pushy-male syndrome, are ministered too in nakedness, and greatly learn to share with the original mate.

For taking a single male into a couple's sacred bedroom is a ministry!  In our experience, most single males miss the mark and think our sharing is a weakness, whereby thinking they can steal some free pussy.  Alas, if couples still talk to single males, regardless, nothing ventured, nothing gained; soon enough, our wives (as well as the single males spoken to) will learn to love others in a safe environment where we all stick together and support one another.  You married men should show off "your balls," I mean courage, liberating your spouse and show her true love; all the while, we learn not to compete with fellow males.  At the same time, loving, learning and sharing with a single male solves the problem of the single male syndrome.  Great solution, and, it works!

So for all you single males out there, please do not assume that just because a couple's or single female's profile is open in stating their sexuality that they or she will spontaneously begin enjoying the things you fantasize about.  Be courteous to others within the Lifestyle and hopefully others will help you; otherwise, this whole thing about creating a swinging-date from scratch, would seem downright time-consuming to a lazy male.

NOTE TO THOSE WHO QUERY US:

“Why do you call yourself the “Monkey Couple?”

   "Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
    And people say we monkey around.
    But we're too busy singing [and swinging]
    To put anybody down.

     Theme Song by The Monkees (click here for lyrics)

     "The Monkees" love to sing, but "Monkey Couples" love to sing karaoke or see a band, AND..., "swing!"

"What is Monkey Play?"

     "Monkey play" is anything goes and up to, but not including, "ape play," which is the more aggressive bondage stuff.

NOTE TO SCIENTISTS:

Monkeys have a IQ of 174 of high intelligence, are agile, and are well-adapted for jungle life, as they 'swing' happily from tree to tree to stay away from predators (hawks, eagles and people).  Monkeys are social animals who prefer warm climates and eat a wide range of food.  Their tiny primate features are irresistible, as are their gregarious personalities!  [Gregarious, Latin for:  belonging to a flock.]

Much like swingers discreetly seek and enjoy the company of a "flock" within a small crowd,  monkeys are also outgoing and socializing the same way swingers form a group with others of their same kind.  The more they flock together, but not densely clustered or matted, the happier their true gregarious personalities become; but, do not make direct eye contact with a monkey for more than four seconds, and do not touch a monkey (unless instructed to do so by another monkey)—JUST LIKE SWINGERS say, "no means no!"  Monkeys and swingers both love to be massaged, however, do not rub monkeys, or a swinger the wrong way and do not provoke them for they might exhibit a sudden outburst of rage.  The closest imitation to humans is monkeys, of course; but, likewise, the Bonodo Monkeys are the closest imitation within the animal kingdom to that mimicking the SAME sexual patterns of human swingers!

Other facts about monkeys:

    Monkeys have no patience.

    A discreet group of monkeys is called a troop; but when moreso grouped together, is called a mission or tribe.

    The loudest monkey is the Howler Monkey.

    There are about 125 species of monkeys.

Other Monkey News:

Injection Protects Monkeys from AIDS:  Scientists have developed a new technique that protects mice and monkeys from AIDS and may one day lead to a method for vaccinating humans against the deadly virus that causes AIDS. The method bypasses the natural immune response and relies instead on synthetic immune system molecules called immunoadhesins. Researchers engineered a segment of DNA that produces the artificial antibodies and inserted it into a virus that was then injected into the muscles of monkey subjects. When they were later exposed to SIV, a simular virus that is closely related to HIV, most of the animals did not contract the disease.

NOTE TO TRADITIONALISTS:

MonkeyCouple.com refuses to mimic, supplant or marginalize other indigenous Swinger Clubs and the plain traditions of swinger kingdom; but, to become the official mascot of the swinging community outside of the vast secret customary public adoration of The Lifestyle, and to retreat from the common accord of the outsiders’ particulars and misperceptions.

MonkeyCouple.com strives to be constantly reflexive and work to raise the biblical understanding of The Lifestyle.  Simply put, the outsiders’ livid subjective reality of swingers trying to thrive in a fast-paced world where fear and insecurity constantly and communally subjugates the swinging individual from the collective whole, perpetuating more dominant outside forces, while silencing us as the oppressed.

MonkeyCouple.com does not engage in mass-convincing, twisting of one's arms, public preaching, public outcries, churchy-donation fundraising activities, nor boasts as being politically correct.  This group does not force any editorial viewpoints or purism over the traditional endorsements and fulsomeness as you may find at those other groups.

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